Flashback: Spring Break

Dan from Getting Nice is back with another insane college story. This story took place during a magical time for college students: Spring Break. With thousands of students going on a drunken sex binge, something is bound to happen, right?

College students during Spring Break

Spring break comes around once a year... The days consisted of drinking on the beach, drinking at the bar, trying to bang college chicks, and then going out all night and drinking some more. The first full night on the island was when I met Anne.

Everything seems cool. I'm just sipping on a Natty and thinking to myself, "Dan, you are the man!"

Anne and I started to talk. I don’t really remember how the conversation went; captain and coke can do that sometimes....Here I am 21 years old hanging out with a chick that probably could have been my grandmother. In my defense she did not look 80 years old, she told me she was 35 but it was more like 60. She was a hot 60 year old, by the way.

MILF alert! (Or GILF?) Things are taking a turn for the worst... Suddenly I feel like Girls Gone Wild isn't in Dan's future.

Luckily for me, what happened in the Bahamas stayed in the Bahamas and I didn’t bring back any crabs or herpes.

Yeah, I skipped a whole lot in between excerpts just now, but that's because I didn't want to spoil the surprise! The missing story consists of Bahamian security guards, alochol, and (poor Dan) Anne.

Read the complete story over at Getting Nice.

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Anonymous said...

wow this guy is a dirty dog. funny though.

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